Film Review: DOA: Dead Or Alive
You could probably replace Devon Aoki with an ironing board in any movie she’s been in. An ironing board has the same level of acting talent and sex appeal.
On How to be a Republican
When the government’s tax intake doesn’t even remotely come close to covering the country’s budget, demand more tax cuts.
On Dead Rising 2: Off the Record
With the rising cost of games development in this generation, one should be surprised that we haven’t seen more games like this which reuse the assets of an existing game for a mostly new creation. It was most certainly the basis for Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City, and it worked well for them.
On Housing Affordability
At this rate, all Melburnian first home buyers are going to have to move to Tasmania.
On Guitar Hero (2005-2011)
It enjoys a rock ‘n’ roll death, having risen from obscurity quickly only to die an early death from overindulgence.
On Australia Day
Beware of Captain Bogan, the Australia Day villain. He’ll be wearing an Australian flag as a cape, wielding a beer glass as a club, and bellowing drunken racist drivel. His goal is to make Australians look backwards and unevolved.
On The Cost of Piracy
People who didn’t read Frothing Demand in 2010 cost the site $1 billion in lost revenue in 2010.